I’ve never seen this comment section bare before :/
fuck u guys…
I imagine all the collective residents of Wichita had a collective sigh of
relief that Louie the clown was in fact, not a sentient being that freed it
self in an attempt to murder children. However, I think we all know exactly
what that sex-offender did with that clown’s hands…
Bruh those hit markers tho
Holy shit I’m from Wichita. Nothing to report on around here unless a
homeless man dies or the local meth shacks blows up. Not surprised to the
The clown make the news
“Accidently sent a full pic of my cock to my mother-in-law…advice?”
Bein gey huh?
THTS AGENST TEH LAW
The title is so click bait that it’s not even click bait anymore
I live in Wichita, when I saw the news reports, me and my friends decided
to put up posters, make meetings, and pretend he was a god. We made a
little cult out of it. It was awesome.
There was yet another ’50 Shades of Grey’ crime, and it was at my school.
Some dude tried to recreate some BDSM scene from the movie in his dormroom
with his girlfriend. She later tried to back out after the use of a belt (I
wonder why? ), but he kept at it until his roommate arrived at the scene.
He’s now in jail for sexual assault with a $500,000 bond. Search ‘uic’ in
Google news, you’ll find it.
Glasgow made it on a Weekly Weird News? Yass! I am so proud! :’D
I love the image that Americans get of Glasgow, I think I’m just going to
go along with it.
Ahem, dont u tok aboot glesgaw lik that or ill fukin “Glass” ye.
Disclaimer: I’ve never actually heard the term “Glassing” despite living
here for 16+ years.
What if the clown was the one who kidnapped the guy, and he did countless
prolific things to him for years, now the clown is free, able to do
whatever the fuck he wants
why do Americans never know how to pronounce Scottish cities??…
I got caught cranking one out behind a church by a priest. I looked him
straight in the eye and said “You like this don’t you, holy man? You
fucking like this.” I looked him straight in the eye and kept burping my
serpent. His horror only added to my arousal. It was glorious.
ok, i get it, we prnounced glasgow wrong
I went to Catholic school, and the girls had to wear plaid skirts or these
khakis that outlined their butts soooo well. Well, as a young, horny 14
year old boy trapped in the back of the most boring of classes in all of
high school, I decided to tame my beast in the middle of class, as it had
gone rouge and I couldn’t stomach another case of blue balls. I proceeded
to stroke it overhand as it competed for girth with my thigh. Right before
I could finish, I looked to my left and saw a fellow classmate with the
most bewildered look of disbelief. As I caught him, he looked away in
shame, and like any proud man caught in a compromising situation, I
finished what I had started. As class ended, I noticed the amount of myself
I had released had turned the inside of my pants into a damp petrie dish,
with my crotch area bolstering a soggy discoloration for all the world to
see, but I moved with the stealth of a perverted ninja and no one was the
wiser. The event only came up once, as I was on my way to the bathroom
after lunch, the gent who had caught me in the act was standing with his
friends, and one of his cohorts asked “What you gonna do in there?” He was
immediately shushed by the snitch. For whatever reason, the incident was
not something I was ever teased about, I’m assuming due to my relative
popularity compared to them. The end.
In my school, You dont choose your elective. And i got put in the one all
the hot, short skirted, skin showing uniformed cheerleaders got put in. Me
being my 15 year old lesbian self asked to use the bathroom everday. wanna
know why? I had to get a new pair of shorts because I came so much. Now
lets wait for the hates and “You liar” comments to flow here like cum
flowing down a body.
I’ve received numerous Handjob/Blowjobs in many a different theater.
i never have masturbated in my life
How do you masturbate so hard you break the car you’re on top of?
I hate clowns…You can thank my brothers, James and Travis. They used to
tell me that Ronald McDonald ate little girls and other shit as a kid.
Oh WPD you always find new ways to make me laugh
loui is so butthurt they got him a wheelchair
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